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Anonymous said: why do girls go to the bathroom together

legolasstar:

jointheyoutubefamily:

troyetroyetroye:

unofficialfabulousness:

tyleroakleyismyqueen:

  • to keep out the creepers trying to sneak a peak into the girl bathroom while your peeing
  • to have a feeling of security
  • to have a place to talk where the boys can’t hear
  • to have someone to help with either your hair, outfit or makeup
  • to gossip in safety
  • to cry in safety
  • to talk about the hottie in your algebra class
  • to get away from the forever judging society filled with antifeminists for a few moments
  • to tell each other you look like sluts and need to tone down the cat eye and pull up your shirt without the chance of other people hearing
  • to tell a secret
  • possibly because you both have to go to the bathroom

Also to rap battle

To sacrifice the males

To have lesbian sex

To open the Chamber of Secrets

2 weeks ago
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geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

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2 weeks ago
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fartgallery:

bewbin:

fartgallery:

Poop™

I have just trademarked poop. You wanna take one? I’ll see you in court motherfucker

ill bring the basketball

Basketball™

Like hell u are

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2 weeks ago
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hipstergrind:

bendapoapsis:

oh no…

nothing was the same

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2 weeks ago
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galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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2 weeks ago
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getoffmybloghoe:

tryna get the teachers attention likeimage

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2 weeks ago
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4thofjulys:

either that was a firework or another tribute is dead 

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2 weeks ago
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breadmaakesyoufat:

fabled-foreigntongues:

breadmaakesyoufat:

my mother just threw a wagon wheel at me

How the fuck did she get the wheel off a wagon? Do people still have wagons? Why are they destroying them to throw?? Australia’s weird

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